 Jesse Jackson In Hell
One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies.
... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica
on 10/03, 1:59pm)
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The Theory of Relativity
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-95. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!" (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/02, 10:59pm)
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False Dichotomy
Some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/02, 12:56pm)
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The Third World
An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/01, 3:56am)
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Alaska Department of Fish and Game Advisory
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear encounters, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game has issued the following advisory to hikers, hunters, and fishermen while in the field:
... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/29, 1:27am)
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Priceless
(Originally posted to Pax Baculum by McWriter) (Read More) (Added by Duncan Bayne
on 9/28, 10:08pm)
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Diary of a Viagra Housewife
This is the private diary of a Viagra housewife...
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on 9/26, 5:48am)
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Honesty
Tenor 1: What do you think of my voice? Give me your honest opinion. Tenor 2: It isn't worth anything. Tenor 1: Give it to me anyway. (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/25, 10:59am)
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Measurement Omission?
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/24, 1:37am)
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Relief for Louisiana
President Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000. "This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be stronger... (Read More) (Added by Katherine Brakora
on 9/23, 11:14am)
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