 No Atheists in Foxholes?
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
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on 10/12, 2:26am)
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Can't Think of a Title
During his 1956 presidential campaign, a woman called out to Adlai E Stevenson, "Senator, you have the vote of every thinking person!" Stevenson called back, "That's not enough, madam. We need a majority!" (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/09, 2:30pm)
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Diogenese
Diogenes of Sinope stopped looking for an honest man. He is now searching for a real Republican (i.e., one who actually believes in smaller government and less federal spending).
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on 10/08, 12:05am)
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The Top 16 Mistakes Made on the MIR Space Station
16) Spacesuits made by Kathie Lee's plant in Siberia.
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on 10/06, 8:14am)
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How To Recognize a Millionaire
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on 10/06, 5:56am)
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How about a Nice Big Cup of ...
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on 10/06, 5:44am)
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Language is a means of communication, eh?
My friend is a rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week's vacation in Florida so she wrote to a particular campground and asked for a reservation, but didn't know quite how to ask about the toilet facilities and couldn't bring herself to write the word "to... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/06, 1:49am)
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Economists vs. Mathematicians
Three economists and three mathematicians were going for a trip by train. Before the journey, the mathematicians bought 3 tickets but the economists only bought one. The mathematicians were glad their stupid colleagues were going to pay a fine. However, when the conductor was approaching their compartment, all three economists went to the nearest t... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/05, 1:39am)
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Amazing NASA Photo of Water on Mars
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on 10/04, 5:23am)
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Separation of Math and Religion?
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do. The rabbi comes, and ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/04, 1:50am)
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