 Cut off my dog's tail
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome." (Added by Ciro D'Agostino
on 10/25, 8:41am)
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New Environmentalist Alarm
The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast. (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/25, 8:34am)
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FILM HORROR
(Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino
on 10/24, 10:14am)
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Sometimes the End Justifies the Means
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticke... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/20, 11:48pm)
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The 3 Minute Management Course
Lesson One An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
... (Read More) (Added by Robert Davison
on 10/18, 7:19am)
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Optical Illusion
Dedicated to Luke Setzer because of his love of such things. (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin
on 10/16, 3:30pm)
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An Objectivist Goes Shopping
1.1 Objects are simple. 1.2 Purchasing objects is not so simple. 1.3 Objects make up the substance of the world. Yet there are always more objects available to be purchased. 1.4 Which is why the substance of the world is expanding. 1.5 Yet an expanding world can only contain a finite amount of chocolate spread. 1.... (Read More) (Added by Scott Cram
on 10/16, 9:32am)
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And A Little Child Will Lead Us
Two little boys found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake. "Quick," said one, "Run, before they say we did it!" (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/15, 4:15am)
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Tell me she does not look like Lord Palpatine
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/POLITICS/10/12/miers.religion/top.miers.sunday.ap.jpg
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on 10/12, 7:06pm)
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The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex
There is a site, Save the Humans, that I find very funny at times. Jason Roth posted there a list called The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex.
... (Read More) (Added by Michael Stuart Kelly
on 10/12, 2:20pm)
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