 shortest book
One of the shortest books ever written, "French war heroes". (Added by James Bryan on 10/16/2004, 6:07pm)
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The Indefatigable Ralph the Rooster and How to Win the War on Terrorism
The Indefatigable Ralph the Rooster
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Hal Roach on Distinctions
Flanagan was asked to distinguish between an explosion and a collision. "Well, with a collision," he said, "there you are. But with an explosion, where are you?" :-)
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Why Mathematicians Are Never Politicians
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a sets quare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
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What Do Women Want?
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved byArthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no ans... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica
on 9/22/2004, 11:26am)
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 This isn't a joke—it's actually a puzzle
Good Thinking Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful daughter. So he proposed a bargain. He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his daughter. Both the farmer and his ... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica
on 9/16/2004, 7:21pm)
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The New Yorker comments on Post-Modern "Art"
It takes an artist (in this case, New Yorker's Alex Gregory) to capture the essence of even fake "Art". From http://www.cartoonbank.com/assets/1/51252_m.gif (Read More) (Added by Adam Reed
on 9/15/2004, 7:59pm)
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. I... (Read More) (Added by Jeremy on 9/02/2004, 8:39pm)
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Don't touch me bitch!
A man wakes up with a severe hangover and finds a note from his wife by his bedside that says, "I made your favorite breakfast. When you wake up, come down to the kitchen."
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on 8/28/2004, 7:45pm)
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Farming and Effective Time Management
I learned this story while attending my employer's three-day course on Stephen Covey's book The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. I found it on the Web at this link also. It brings to mind the Objectivist ethical value of Purpose. Here it is:
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