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Oh Boy!
Oh Boy!

1. Resolved, by this Council, that we build a new Jail. ... (Read More)

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 8/30, 6:16am)

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Something to think about the next time you fly.
Something to think about the next time you fly.

The following is an excerpt from a "crab sheet", where pilots and maintenance personnel communicate problems with a particular aircraft, as well as solutions to the problems. ... (Read More)

(Added by Summer Serravillo on 9/08, 10:57am)

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Mosquitoes/lightbulb
Mosquitoes/lightbulb

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if you can get them in there.

(Added by Jennifer Kerns on 9/12, 1:01pm)

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Separation of Math and Religion?
Separation of Math and Religion?

A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do. The rabbi comes, and ... (Read More)

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/04, 1:50am)

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Tell me she does not look like Lord Palpatine
Tell me she does not look like Lord Palpatine

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/POLITICS/10/12/miers.religion/top.miers.sunday.ap.jpg ... (Read More)

(Added by Michael E. Marotta on 10/12, 7:06pm)

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Miscellaneous Frog-Bashing
Miscellaneous Frog-Bashing

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees? ... (Read More)

(Added by Jeremy on 7/02/2004, 1:25am)

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Why Mathematicians Are Never Politicians
Why Mathematicians Are Never Politicians

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a sets quare, a slide rule, and a calculator. ... (Read More)

(Added by Sam Erica on 9/30/2004, 2:07pm)

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How to clean your toilet - the fun way
How to clean your toilet - the fun way

Instructions on how to clean your toilet ... (Read More)

(Added by Liberty Dog on 5/20, 1:36pm)

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Philadelphia Business Seeks Terrorist Clients
Philadelphia Business Seeks Terrorist Clients

From the Web Site of G. Gordon Liddy: ... (Read More)

(Added by Luke Setzer on 7/23, 9:15am)

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Rat
Rat

It was letter/word time. The teacher says a letter, and the kids have to think of a word that starts with that letter, and use it in a sentence. She said, “B.” As usual, dirty little Johnny was waving his hand. She thought, ‘I can’t give him B, he’ll say ‘B. Breasts. Big, gorgeous breasts.’ She picked little Susie, who said, “B. B... (Read More)

(Added by Jon Letendre on 8/30, 10:01pm)

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