 An American, a Jamaican, and a Frenchman
Three expectant fathers, an American, a Jamaican, and a Frenchman, were in the hospital waiting room.
... (Read More) (Added by Joseph Rowlands on 6/27/2004, 9:57pm)
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Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes
Here's a speech from "Team America: World Police," a new puppet movie from the creators of South Park. The lead character, Gary, must convince the world's leaders and statesmen to let Team America handle Kim Jong Il:
... (Read More) (Added by Andrew Bissell
on 10/17/2004, 2:49am)
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Jesus Christ Action Figure
The leader of our local freethought group posted this link to our discussion list: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/jesus.php The page plays a hysterical mock commercial of the new Jesus Christ action figure featuring "Walk on Water" power! (Read More) (Added by Luther Setzer
on 12/03/2004, 11:41am)
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Sex in 1894
This only sounds like a joke, but the authors and publishers of this tract in 1894 considered it deadly serious advice to new brides.
... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer
on 3/10, 10:59am)
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Bad taste but a gift from me to those who have vilified Sir Arthur Harris
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways ... (Read More) (Added by david baker
on 5/24, 2:04am)
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USEFUL PHRASES FOR TRAVEL IN IRAN
KBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN: Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 8/09, 1:04am)
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One Tough Jewish Lady
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I'd like a small room for two weeks." "I'm awfully sorry," he replied, "but all... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 8/27, 12:50am)
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Philosophy in the Market Place
"I went to a general store, but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific." (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/07, 9:36pm)
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The Seven Dwarf's and a Puzzled Pontiff.
One day THE Seven Dwarfs were granted an audience with the Pope, when they were on holiday in Rome.
... (Read More) (Added by Daniel Roy McNaughton
on 9/12, 5:23pm)
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(Translated From Yiddish:) 50 Years
A couple was about to celebrate 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a dinner in honour of their parents. As usual, they were all late and had varied excuses. "Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad," gushed son number one. "Sorry, I'm running late... I just didn't have the time to get you a present.... (Read More) (Added by Adam Reed
on 9/15, 11:22pm)
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