 Incrementally better
(after reading yet another post from num++ I have to retell this old story...)
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on 6/12, 5:48pm)
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Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity with Intelligent Falling Theory
From The Onion:
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on 8/20, 10:11am)
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Four Religious Truths
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
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on 8/29, 5:35am)
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SONGS ABOUT OSAMA BIN LADEN
Taliban on the Run --- Fifty Ways to Leave Your Bunker --- Freebeard --- Don't Cry for Me, Al Qaeda --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Cut Off Her Hands and Publicly Stoned Her to Death
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on 11/20, 1:47am)
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Bob the Atheist
Bob the atheist dies on the operating table, and to his surprise he's rocketed through a tunnel of light. He reaches the end of the light and sees three signs: One is pointing up, and it says "Heaven." One is pointing down and it says "Hell." And the third is pointing to the right, and it says "Bob's House." Naturally, he chooses the third. At the ... (Read More) (Added by Jamie Kelly
on 2/05, 8:22pm)
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GUNS and DOCTORS
GUNS and DOCTORS a. The number of physicians in the United States is 700,000 b. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. c. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services) THINK ABOUT THIS: a. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes, eighty- mill... (Read More) (Added by Peter Skup
on 5/25, 12:20am)
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Fooled
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on 9/04, 5:26am)
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If the Passover Story Were Reported by The NY Times or CNN
The cycle of violence between the Jews and the Egyptians continues with no end in sight in Egypt. After eight previous plagues that have destroyed the Egyptian infrastructure and disrupted the lives of ordinary Egyptian citizens, the Jews launched a new offensive this week in the form of the plague of darkness. Western journalists were parti... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/16, 12:34pm)
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The Theory of Relativity
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-95. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!" (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/02, 10:59pm)
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Why'd the Chicken Cross the Road?
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
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on 11/08, 10:08am)
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