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Dedicated to Luke Setzer because of his love of such things. (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin on 10/16, 3:30pm)Discuss this Joke (12 messages) Lesson One An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" ... (Read More) (Added by Robert Davison on 10/18, 7:19am)Discuss this Joke (3 messages) (Added by Bob Palin on 10/28, 6:09pm) Discuss this Joke (0 messages) >>You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committee >>refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of >>the members knows how to play one. >> >>You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... >>people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish >>were bass or ... (Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino on 11/27, 4:11pm)Discuss this Joke (3 messages) A song by Kip Addotta, as featured on Dr. Demento: Think I Had A Wet Dream - Kip Adotta It was April the 41st, it being a quadruple leap year and I was driving in downtown Atlantis. My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray, and it was over-heating. So, I pulled into a Shell station. They said I'd blown a se... (Read More) (Added by Joe Maurone on 8/01, 10:27pm)Discuss this Funny Story (2 messages) Moishe is being indoctrinated by the Soviet Russian Government: Govt. official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?" Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia." Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what would you do with it?" Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia." Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what would you d... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter on 9/03, 5:11am)Discuss this Joke (6 messages) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino on 10/24, 10:14am) Discuss this Joke (8 messages) Twelve priests were about to be ordained. ... (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin on 11/05, 6:19pm)Discuss this Joke (6 messages) In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Malibu, California in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter on 11/08, 2:03am)Discuss this Joke (11 messages) An Indian-born economist once explained his personal theory of reincarnation to his graduate economics class. "If you are a good economist, a virtuous economist," he said, "you are reborn as a physicist. But if you are an evil, wicked economist, you are reborn as a sociologist." (Added by Marty Lewinter on 11/18, 3:45am)Discuss this Joke (20 messages) |