 No Father left behind
I promise you cannot read these and not laugh and maybe out loud. These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Tennessee school district... (Spellings have been left intact.) 1-- MY SON IS UNDER A DOCTOR'S CARE AND SHOULD NOT TAKE PE TODAY. PLEASE EXECUTE HIM. 2-- PLEASE EXKUCE LISA FOR BEING ABSENT SHE WAS SICK AND I HAD HE... (Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino
on 10/26, 7:28pm)
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Lawyers Again, From Real Life!
[E-mailed to me this morning - Linz] These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts". They are things people said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just l... (Read More) (Added by Lindsay Perigo
on 6/28, 5:31pm)
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Amazing NASA Photo of Water on Mars
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on 10/04, 5:23am)
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No Atheists in Foxholes?
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/12, 2:26am)
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And A Little Child Will Lead Us
Two little boys found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake. "Quick," said one, "Run, before they say we did it!" (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/15, 4:15am)
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GM vs. Microsoft
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that go... (Read More) (Added by Sam Erica
on 1/30, 11:03am)
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The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity
This is a bit long, but well worth the study.
... (Read More) (Added by Michael Stuart Kelly
on 6/30, 9:22pm)
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404
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious website of 'hot chicks galore', While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. "'Tis not possible," I muttered, "give me back my cheap h... (Read More) (Added by Sarah House
on 9/11, 7:30pm)
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The Third World
An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 10/01, 3:56am)
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Diogenese
Diogenes of Sinope stopped looking for an honest man. He is now searching for a real Republican (i.e., one who actually believes in smaller government and less federal spending).
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on 10/08, 12:05am)
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