 A young couple making love
An elderly man was walking through the French countryside, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple making love in a field. Getting over his initial shock he said to himself, "Ah, young love... ze spring time, ze air, ze flowers... C'est magnifique!", and continued to watch, remembering the good old day's ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/18, 11:25pm)
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Democratic Women versus Republican Women
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on 5/11, 3:55pm)
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Mensa Invitational
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 2.... (Read More) (Added by Bob Palin
on 5/28, 10:54am)
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The Old Poodle
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost.
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on 6/01, 9:13pm)
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May I speak to you?
Scene at the mall.
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on 7/09, 11:32pm)
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existence
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: ...... "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist." F... (Read More) (Added by albert
on 11/07, 11:47am)
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Since April 2004 three men wait for a phone call
Want to read what would be a good joke if it weren't true?
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on 4/16, 9:55am)
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BOOK: the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device
Introducing the new Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge device, trade-named - BOOK. BOOK is a revolutionary breakthrough in technology; no wires, no electronic circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use, even a child can operate it. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere - even sitting in an armchair by the... (Read More) (Added by Luke Morris
on 6/16, 1:45pm)
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SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY
A friendly jest at our American counterparts:
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on 8/18, 3:39am)
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Alaska Department of Fish and Game Advisory
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear encounters, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game has issued the following advisory to hikers, hunters, and fishermen while in the field:
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on 9/29, 1:27am)
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