 The real meaning of common words
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to... (Read More) (Added by Barbara Branden
on 6/10, 4:53pm)
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Last Stand of the Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to ... (Read More) (Added by Luke Setzer
on 7/09, 3:43pm)
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Land of the Free (Lunch)
A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you, Mr. American, for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says "You are mistaken. I am Mexican". The man goes ... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 11/27, 9:23am)
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No Frill Living Will
Posted to the Space Coast Freethought Association list but original author unknown:
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on 4/13, 12:12pm)
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Jesse Jackson In Hell
One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies.
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on 10/03, 1:59pm)
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Brain fart
True story: In the clinical part of their education, second-year medical students learn to give the male equivalent of a pelvic exam, the whole check your prostate and hernias thing. Apparently this sort of exam finishes on the shaft of the penis. A young woman who was the last in her group, and the last person of the day, to learn it also believes... (Read More) (Added by Katherine Brakora
on 11/17, 8:06am)
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Don't touch me bitch!
A man wakes up with a severe hangover and finds a note from his wife by his bedside that says, "I made your favorite breakfast. When you wake up, come down to the kitchen."
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on 8/28/2004, 7:45pm)
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Clean Language
(from newsgroup rec.humor.funny) During an etiquette class, a teacher is trying to teach her students good manners to follow while on a dinner date. "Michael," she asks one of the students, "if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" "Just a minute," replie... (Read More) (Added by Adam Reed
on 7/10, 11:42pm)
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Another Beer Commercial...
Goto http://www.bigad.com.au/ and enjoy excerpts from Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana" being used to sell beer...
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on 7/22, 3:21pm)
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IRS Audit
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
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on 8/11, 12:48am)
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