 Cut off my dog's tail
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome." (Added by Ciro D'Agostino
on 10/25, 8:41am)
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Beatty by Arthur Speigelman of Reuters
Schwarzenegger likes to call his opponents "Girlie-men" and Beatty, once Hollywood's most famous "ladies man," says he is unafraid of either the nickname or the movie action hero who happily killed an alligator in one scene and declared, "You're luggage."
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on 11/02, 7:18am)
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If Rednecks ruled the world
7 things you would see if Rednecks ruled the world.
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on 11/13, 7:04am)
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You know you're Italian when
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Jihad vs. the 21st Century
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on 11/24, 2:26am)
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A Christmas Story
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The ... (Read More) (Added by Ciro D'Agostino
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