 The Ant and the Grasshopper
CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN VERSIO... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 9/12, 12:33am)
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The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex
There is a site, Save the Humans, that I find very funny at times. Jason Roth posted there a list called The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex.
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on 10/12, 2:20pm)
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Southerner?
The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an ... (Read More) (Added by Philip Coates
on 8/22, 6:31pm)
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Politicians
A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. The man comes out and finding the politicians, buries them. The next day, the police are at the farm questioning the man. "So you buried all the politicians?" asked the police offic... (Read More) (Added by Marty Lewinter
on 8/09, 1:04am)
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The Redhead
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I have the most atrocious pains on my body wherever I touch it.
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on 6/14, 9:58pm)
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Reason versus Faith
An Irish priest got stopped for speeding. The trooper smelled alcohol on his breath and spied an empty wine bottle on the car's floor. He said, "Father, have you been drinking?"
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on 11/17, 1:05am)
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Professor vs. PC speech codes
Before PC invaded academia, there was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said,
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How college policies began.
Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the Banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water.
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Relief for Louisiana
President Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000. "This is a bold step forward for America," said Bush. "And America will be stronger... (Read More) (Added by Katherine Brakora
on 9/23, 11:14am)
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Surrender Cat
Why did the cat prefer the French to the Americans?
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on 5/03, 6:35pm)
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