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Safe sex
Safe sex

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(Added by Sarah House on 9/10, 12:05pm)

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New York City Traffic Jam
New York City Traffic Jam

A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, comes to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual." ... (Read More)

(Added by Luke Setzer on 5/10, 9:11am)

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Priceless
Priceless

(Originally posted to Pax Baculum by McWriter) (Read More)

(Added by Duncan Bayne on 9/28, 10:08pm)

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Word
Word

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(Added by Angela Lucas on 4/28, 9:23pm)

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Sometimes the End Justifies the Means
Sometimes the End Justifies the Means

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.  When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.  I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.  I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticke... (Read More)

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/20, 11:48pm)

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Communist kittens
Communist kittens

Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? ... (Read More)

(Added by Liberty Dog on 5/03, 2:35pm)

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How to Sing the Blues
How to Sing the Blues

HOW TO SING THE BLUES, by Lame Mango Washington (attributed to Blind Limey Crawford)   1. Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning."   2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, 'less you stick something nasty in the next line, like "I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town."   3. The Blues is simple. After y... (Read More)

(Added by Sam Erica on 5/25, 9:10am)

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Another Blonde Joke
Another Blonde Joke

This one's for you, MSK: ... (Read More)

(Added by Glenn Fletcher on 9/15, 12:31pm)

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Perpetually Single 1.0b (or, Why this technochick ain
Perpetually Single 1.0b (or, Why this technochick ain't married)

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(Added by Summer Serravillo on 9/19, 5:21am)

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A drinking joke to lighten the mood
A drinking joke to lighten the mood

Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when the first man turns to the other and says: "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the... (Read More)

(Added by Andrew Bissell on 7/31, 10:19pm)

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