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New Environmentalist Alarm
New Environmentalist Alarm

The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation.  Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/25, 8:34am)

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FILM HORROR
FILM HORROR

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(Added by Ciro D'Agostino on 10/24, 10:14am)

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Sometimes the End Justifies the Means
Sometimes the End Justifies the Means

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.  When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.  I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.  I called him a name. He glared at me and started writing another ticke... (Read More)

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/20, 11:48pm)

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The 3 Minute Management Course
The 3 Minute Management Course

Lesson One An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.  A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" ... (Read More)

(Added by Robert Davison on 10/18, 7:19am)

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Optical Illusion
Optical Illusion

  Dedicated to Luke Setzer because of his love of such things. (Read More)

(Added by Bob Palin on 10/16, 3:30pm)

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And A Little Child Will Lead Us
And A Little Child Will Lead Us

Two little boys found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake. "Quick," said one, "Run, before they say we did it!"

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/15, 4:15am)

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Tell me she does not look like Lord Palpatine
Tell me she does not look like Lord Palpatine

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/POLITICS/10/12/miers.religion/top.miers.sunday.ap.jpg ... (Read More)

(Added by Michael E. Marotta on 10/12, 7:06pm)

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The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex
The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex

There is a site, Save the Humans, that I find very funny at times. Jason Roth posted there a list called The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex. ... (Read More)

(Added by Michael Stuart Kelly on 10/12, 2:20pm)

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No Atheists in Foxholes?
No Atheists in Foxholes?

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both. ... (Read More)

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/12, 2:26am)

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Can
Can't Think of a Title

During his 1956 presidential campaign, a woman called out to Adlai E Stevenson, "Senator, you have the vote of every thinking person!" Stevenson called back, "That's not enough, madam. We need a majority!"

(Added by Marty Lewinter on 10/09, 2:30pm)

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