 How many Objectivists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Objectivist lightbulbs never burn out, being an application of static electricity.
B. Objectivists voluntarily shut off all their lightbulbs twelve years ago rather than let collectivsts get free light as a secondary consequence.
C. An infinite number. Every time one gets close enough to do the work, a stranger talks him out of it.
D. How much money are you offering for the changing of a lightbulb? (... and that's gold, right?)
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Dagny: Did you eat the last of the Oreos and not put them on the shopping list?
Francisco: I never deny anything.
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