A very famous Welsh rugby player died. He arrives at the Pearly Gates. The Saint who is guarding the Gates invites him to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. The rugby star confesses,

“I once scored an illegal try during a very important match. Now I feel guilty and I don’t think that I’m worthy to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”

The Saint said, “Well, as far as I’m concerned you’re welcome to come in.”

“Thank you St. Peter,” said the rugby player.

“Don’t worry about it. By the way, I’m not St. Peter. It’s his day off. I’m St. David.”