 If Marcus ever gets married, one could easily predict the kind of sex his future would have in store for him.
The first kind is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
The second kind is Bedroom Sex. This kind begins around year 2 of the marraige. You will have calmed down a bit, the responsibilities have grown and perhaps you have a kid, so you have to plan for sex; so it's 2 times a week in the bedroom.
The third kind is Hallway Sex. This one begins about year 5 of the marraige. This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, Fuck you!
There is also a fourth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom!
Sincerely, George
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