It was letter/word time. The teacher says a letter, and the kids have to think of a word that starts with that letter, and use it in a sentence. She said, “B.”
As usual, dirty little Johnny was waving his hand. She thought, ‘I can’t give him B, he’ll say ‘B. Breasts. Big, gorgeous breasts.’
She picked little Susie, who said, “B. Boat. The boat drifted down the wide river.” “Very good Susie.”
“OK. A.”
There was dirty little Johnny, waving his hand. ‘If I give him A, he’ll say ass.’ “OK, Lucy, go ahead.”
Lucy said, “A. Apple. I love apples!” “Good, Lucy!”
“Now, R.”
Of course, dirty little Johhny was waving his hand, like he did for every letter. She thought, ‘How much damage can he do with R?’ She called his name, and she was relieved when he said, “R. Rat…
But then Johnny stood up and held his arms wide and continued, “With a cock about *this* long.”
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