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>>You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committee >>refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of >>the members knows how to play one. >> >>You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... >>people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish >>were bass or ... (Read More)

(Added by Ciro D'Agostino on 11/27, 4:11pm)

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Monday, November 28 - 7:00am

Hilarious

Monday, November 28 - 7:41am

"requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of. "

There was actually a scene in one of the Chuck Norris movies where he was buried alive in his 4-wheel-drive truck, came to, fired 'er up and drove out of the hole! Leave it to Chuck to make redneck dreams come true [in the movies].

Monday, November 28 - 10:45am

Ah hope fer y'all sakes that 'Billy Bob' (Slingblade) Thornton don't hear nor read none o' these here jokins; he's got a mite mean grass-cuttin' hair-shaver ya know. An' he kin cut yer hair pre-t-t-t-y close, if ya know what I mean.

LLAP
J:D

P.S: Hilarious list.