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Mosquitoes/lightbulb
Mosquitoes/lightbulb

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, if you can get them in there.

(Added by Jennifer Kerns on 9/12, 1:01pm)

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Monday, September 12 - 1:04pmSanction this postReply
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Cute joke.

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Monday, September 12 - 8:49pmSanction this postReply
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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Six, but the smaller the space, the kinkier it is.

How many Objectivists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, who gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing it to the earlier joke.



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Ahh - does that mean an Objectivist just likes to watch screwing?



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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, one to screw in the lightbulb, and one to convince the socket that it's not being exploited.

How many radical feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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