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Are you a Democrat, Republican or a Southerner?

The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an ... (Read More)

(Added by Philip Coates on 8/22, 6:31pm)

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Tuesday, August 23 - 5:22am

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Ah, Phil, I got belly laughs from this one! Sanction!

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Tuesday, August 23 - 5:33am

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Very cute, although it's difficult to imagine an armed Democrat. :o) And if one is going to carry such an anemic weapon as a .40, one should at least go with a Sig P229 in .40 S&W. Glocks are just too ugly for me.

But I s'pose that's irrelevent... ;o)

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Tuesday, August 23 - 6:57am

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The New Yorker's Answer:

*BANG!*

Look at the fallen enemy and say, "You don't look too bad, here's another."

*BANG!*

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Tuesday, August 23 - 8:18am

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That guy must have been a Southern Democrat:

(1) His kids and his wife were unarmed.
(2) He was only carrying one gun with two 9 round magazines...

:-)