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Lawyers and contraception
Lawyers and contraception

What do lawyers use as contraceptives? ... (Read More)

(Added by Matthew Humphreys on 6/24, 9:48am)

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Q: Can a woman become pregnant when she engages in anal intercourse?

A: Certainly.  How else could she give birth to a lawyer?




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Friday, June 24 - 10:25amSanction this postReply
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ROFL Luke!!!



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For once, Luke, you do indeed show a good sense of humor....



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Not as good, but funny (you did ask for them, Matthew)

How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.




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